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Nothing compares 2 U

Sung to the tune of Nothing compares 2 U: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
(ears to Prince for writing it and to Sinead o'Connor for singing it best!)




It's been seven hours and a couple of days . . .
Since you took your love away!
I swish flies every night and mope all day . . .
Since you took your love away!

Since you've been gone, I can graze wherever I want . . .
I can roll whenever I choose.
Pretend my paddock is a fancy restaurant . . .
But nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues.

'Cause nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U

It's been so lonely without you here
I'm like a bird with a brayful song
(heeeeee, eee, haw!)
Nothin' can stop this lonely rain from fallin'
(But it's Washington—know it's not your fault!)

I can put my ears down for every guy I see
But they don't rub 'em like you.
I saw FarmHusband, and guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said, "mule you'd better eat this flake, no matter what you do"
Well he's no fool . . .

But nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U

(Heeee, hee, heee, haw . . . hee, haw, hee hee . . . haw . . . .
Hee, haw, hee, haw, hee, hee, haw hee. . . . . .
hee, hee, hee, haw . . . )

All the flowers that I tasted, FarmWife,
in the pasture . . . all eaten since you went away.
I know that waiting for my dinner is always hard,
But I'm willing to give it another try.

Nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U
Nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U

Nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U

Comments

  1. DomMay 15, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    You're breaking my heart.

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  2. BifMay 15, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    AWESOME!! See, Fenway, beauty can come out of pain.

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  3. CristyMay 15, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Nice!! I love that you kept the oddly Princeish "2U" thing - he was sort of before his time, I think... now with all the texting lingo we do.
    I'm sorry you're lonely, Fen. But I loved the flashback. Makes me want to shave my head.

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