Donkey,
Zebra,
Zony,
Zorse,
Wild,
Feral,
Warmblood Horse,
Draft Mule,
Fast Mule,
Little one,
Pony,
Phony,
Freshly Born,
Assy,
Sassy,
Mat
This is the sort of man I married—the sort of man who gets up, uncomplaining, to the 5:30 alarm; who lets the chickens out and goes to work; who works ten hours, drives nearly two, and comes home, uncomplaining, to a raucous bunch of tired…
A good week for material possessions!
I've been gettin' stuff left and right this week, and I'm digging it! I'm not normally a material mule, but I can't help but enjoy the extra ear capacity of my new draft sized browband; the marketing potential of my ne…
Boldly Going Where No Mule from Wickersham Has Gone Before
You may recall that I, Fenway Bartholomule, am returning to work after a summer off for my (now resolved) mysterious hock swelling. With my comeback, and because of my voluptuous figure, I am temporarily abstaining from work on concussive…
That's my Human!
That's my larval human #1 on the cover of that thar' magazine! http://foothillsgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Gazette-Vol-5-22.pdf
Way to go, pig, as well. I wish we knew your name.
Ears to you,
Fenway
A new shirt suggestion.
Bumper stickers and magnets are coming! Here's the image (click to enlarge, but please ignore the weird line in the middle as it won't appear in the final copy): and as for shirts . . . How's this for the back. For the front lef…
Manifestations
As much as I am a skeptical agnostic with both feet firmly grounded in reality—and as much as I have never been, in all my life, the slightest bit superstitious—I have to admit that my wishes seem to be manifesting themselves lately. A sma…
What do you think? On the right track?
Keeping in mind that these designs will be modified to suit a variety of shirt-colors, do you like this concept? What are your thoughts on fonts? Too artsy, just right?
T-shirt design proposal 1:
design proposal 1a:
Design proposal 1b:
The 123's of Fenway Bartholomule
One pretty face, beautiful and bright
Two lovely ears, shining in the light
Three paddock friends—two white, one brown
Four solid hooves, with Easyboots all 'round
Five pounds of hay twice a day—that's all I eat!
Six are the days …
The ABCs of Fenway Bartholomule
Adorable Animal
Beautiful Beast
Charming Companion
Devoted Diner
Exquisite Equine
Faithful Friend
Good Guy
Hybrid Hero
Illuminated Individual
Joyful John
Kind Kid
Lovable Lad
Magnificent Mount
Nifty Neddy
Oxyphonic Orator
Proud Prancer
Qu…
Shy Carrot
"I can't," he said. "I'm too shy."
"You can," I told him. "You'll be delicious."
"Oh, OK."
. . . . gulp . . . .
he tasted GREAT.
100th Anniversary of the NW Washington Fair
From Alpacapillars to Zinnias, the Lynden fair was all that and then some. My humans report a good day had by all; no mule sightings, unfortunately, though there was a lovely mini-donk named Buckles in the petting zoo area. (In the image …
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