|The young equestrian with her muddy charge.|
|See that smile? You have me to thank!|
"Fenway is the handsomest and best mewel in all the world."
"Fenway is just a big loveable lumpkin."
"Mama? Do you think Oona and Sierra would mind if Fenway was also my best friend?"
"Mr. Barfolomewel is the best on the whole planet Earf."
"Why can't Fenway come in? I want to cuddle him in my bed."
And that, girls and boys, is how you make a mule feel loved.