The Carrots

The Carrots
This is the thinnings from our carrot patch. Not the HARVEST, mind you, but the THINNINGS—the too-crowded, over-packed, gotta-make-room-for-the-best-ones EXTRA carrots.  This spells trouble, if you ask me. Leave the best carrots in the gr…

How Now, Brown Cow?

How Now, Brown Cow?
You know, of course, that Holstein cows produce skim milk, that Brown Swiss cows produce chocolate milk, and that red Milking Shorthorn cows produce strawberry milk. What you may not know is that Jersey cows produce melted ice cream—but on…

Thursday?

Thursday?
Thursday, and I should have posted! ("I've been busy, though," she boasted— "busy writing poetry." She cannot stop the rhymes, you see!) Actually, it's the truth. Fenway Bartholomule and I have been writing up a sto…

photo courtesy www.iamboyfriend.com I am Boyfriend, I am Loved Some friends are loved for ribbons won Or miles travelled, running. Some horses earn a lifetime’s keep By donning tack and jumping. Still others carry little tots  With legs and hands…

When Once You’ve Loved a Bunny There’s something in a well-loved bun and in the love she gives. There’s something in the way he plays, the joy with which he lives. There’s something special you will learn when once a bun you meet Who shares with …

To Kathy and My Many Friends with love and thanks, from  Fenway Bartholomule A quiet mule, I live alone— Except for FarmWife, two white goats, A flock of hens, their rooster too, And little tigers passing through.  And little girls, I’ve counted …

The Rescued for Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue Friendless, luckless, feeling down, left behind or kicked around, Lost, passed on from town to town— These ones must be rescued. With soulful brays and haunted eyes, Wormy bellies, sunken sides, Resign…