Studies indicate that smoking is hazardous to your health.

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My children are debating the relative threat of Mr. Potatohead's pipe. 

Dylann: "He could get sick or even die." 

Robin: "It's only pretend, and only for a while." 

Dylann: "OK, but don't blame me when he has to go to the vegetable hospital."