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Here is darling Briony in her neon camouflage splints, enjoying a frolicsome romp 
around the verdant meadows of . . . WAIT A MINUTE! Back the truck up! 

(beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . .)*

Neon camo? NEON CAMO?  Let's break this down. 

Neon:

Camouflage:


I hate to call names, Mr. Vetwrap, but you, sir, are an oxymoron.

Yours in respectful disapproval,
Fenway Bartholomule






*This, for the confused among you, is the sound of a big rig in reverse.


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  1. BifJune 25, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    It all depends on where you're trying to hide (camouflage) yourself... I admit I am hard pressed to think of a place where neon orange is the color that will get that done.

    Maybe in a toy store? Or roadside construction?...

    Hot pink camo is kinda the same.

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  2. AnonymousJune 25, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    that little goat-ling has got to be the cutest thing EVER.

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