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  1. DomMarch 29, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Color me impressed.

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  2. BifMarch 29, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    my head hurts...

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  3. Blue PageMarch 30, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Clearly, this is Lorem Ipsum Mulishum. For it's original form, see below:

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  4. KDMarch 30, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Owwww.... way too hard for my puny head.

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