What's this?
This, my dears, is a Trail Mule. A sound as a pound (and round as a . . . well, let's not) trail mule, ready for some rider-carrying action.
Yes, on Thursday, for the first time in several months, I took FarmWife up yo…
I'd like to start writing children's books.
I'd like to start writing children's books, but I've had typical—that is, zero—luck with the sumitting-to-publishers approach. I can spin off a decent little tale in ten minutes; a clever rhyme in five; a GREAT story in 60. I r…
FarmWife's questionable talent
On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being "among the most beautiful things on earth" and 1 being "pretty darn beautiful," how lovely am I? I confess—I am pretty darn skilled at looking good.
We all have something we're great…
An observation
There's fat and then there's big-boned, and I for one don't think it's a bit fair to call someone one versus the other until you've seen x-rays. Myself, I have a particularly big tummy-bone.
What a Strange Summer It's Been
This, I think, was the summer o' visitors. It's been good—the June visitors brought carrots, the July visitors brought watermelon, and the August visitors brought pears. One of the July visitors had muleback rides (but gently, and …
Spreading the Word of Fenway
A hundred grateful brays to FarmWife's boss at Lithtex Northwest , who saw fit to grant her wish for these two lovely waterproof and tearproof plastic signs. They are displayed here at home for demonstration only; really, they're fo…
From the Earchives . . .
This from an email we received this weekend: "Greetings Everyone! IT'S A FLAKE SALE!! You've heard of a bake sale, well, we're having a flake sale! You can be a hero for just $10.00!! We're trying to fill up a hay truck for…
The Family
Finally, the humans remembered to invite me to Family Photo Day.
Can you find the hidden cousin?
Back Rows: FarmWife, Fenway Bartholomule, FarmHusband, Larval Human 2, Weanling Human, Human Grandpa Tim, Aunt Ena, and Aunt Jodi. Front Row:…
Tattoos?
Tattoos . . . I'd consider one, but with my dark complexion I'm not sure it would show up. Maybe a freeze brand? I'm thinking the Kanji character for "Muleness," right above my rump. Or does that sound trashy? Clich é …
Some Pictures Just Need Captions.
I think the key to the Cheezburger network's success must be that they satisfy some deep, inner need among humans to caption things. FarmWife, for one, cannot look at a silly picture without wanting to caption it.
It's looking li…
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