I've had a tremendous suggestion from my diminuative peer Iota McHippus—a karaoke duet! I have hardly ever heard a more compelling idea. The accompanying sketch cinched the deal—we MUST sing together. I shall bray, Iota shall neigh, and joy shall reign supreme in the hearts of all who chance to listen.
Now, I'm off to Kayak.com to see about airfare. (Do you think they'll make me pay for two seats? Maybe the wee lad had better come here.)