Here, because I wanted one badly enough to host my own, is my "Mulester" profile, fashioned after the Catster and Dogster templates.
Grazing, Trail Rides, Ear Rubs, Precipitous Slopes
Metal bits (Sealtex is his friend!); being curried
Carrots, Black Oil Sunflower Seeds
Anywhere FarmWife cares to take him
Braying for his breakfast
Fenway lived with a Wickersham neighbor under the name "Buck" for several years before he came to Bent Barrow Farm as a gift, purchased for the covetous FarmWife by her mother.
Ears to you!