To all who expressed concern over the state of FarmWife's face, she's much better, thank you. A nice tip from our friends at Simple Relief has helped her start healing the cuts inside her mouth and her front teeth are already nice and firm! Crisis averted.
Tomorrow, Arrietty and I start bunking separately. She's moving into the goat stall, the goat is moving into mine, and FarmWife is building a creep of some sort so that Missy can continue to live the life of repose to which she has grown accustomed. There's just no other solution to the fat mule/thin mule problem.