Well, I've always wanted to go to the Northwest Washington Fair in person but it hasn't worked out yet. Never fear—thanks to my artist friend, I was there in spirit if not in body. Do you remember yesterday when I said I was sure my oil portrait would fare well in the competition? Well, it sure did! "Fenway Bartholomule" won the professional division! Wowee Zowee. I don't know if it's because I'm so darn beautiful, or because I surround myself with such talented people. Shaila, I am honored to have been rendered by such a gifted painter as yourself.
Tomorrow, I will tell you about my recent days. It is a gripping tale of hay flakes, dust baths, and naps in the shade.