|The rabbit has fairy wings. I do not. Unfair!|
Well, I know all about unfairness. Here are some unfair life things that have happened on Bent Barrow Farm:
Clover has been allowed to sleep in FarmWife's bed, while I have been forced to sleep on dirt.
Missy has been allowed to sit in FarmWife's lap during hoof trims, while I have been forced to stand on three legs like a doofus.
Paisley has been allowed to sit in the back of the new van, while I have been asked to stay behind the fence.
The baby chickens have been brought into the house to sit on human laps, while I have only been brought to the window to peer inside.
The humans have eaten at least ten picnics this year, while I have only been invited on two.
Here are some unfair life things that FarmWife says invalidates all of my complaints:
Hmmm. She has a point.