I just can't decide if I look more like a chess piece, a stegasaurus, or some crown molding. As for FarmWife, she thinks I look Beeeee-Yoooo-tiful. Unfortunately, that means I might be rocking this look for some weeks to come (or until she gets a fjord to practice on).
I will endure. At least I don't look like this guy:
Other things that look like me, Fenway Bartholomule: