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Friday, August 19, 2011

Spa day



First, I show up for my 10 am spa treatment expecting a eucalyptus steam room, seasalt exfoliation, a Swedish massage, and a cucumber facial. I get a quick currying and a once-over with the dandy brush. Then I ask my pedicurist for metallic avocado airbrushed palm trees and scarlet rhinestone appliques. You know what I get? I get this.

What kind of dive spa are you running here, FarmWife??

At least it's free, eh? It just goes to show ya, you get what you pay for.

Ears,
Fen

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