Here is darling Briony in her neon camouflage splints, enjoying a frolicsome romp
around the verdant meadows of . . . WAIT A MINUTE! Back the truck up!
(beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . .)*
Neon camo? NEON CAMO? Let's break this down.
I hate to call names, Mr. Vetwrap, but you, sir, are an oxymoron.
Yours in respectful disapproval,
*This, for the confused among you, is the sound of a big rig in reverse.