Pardon the strange, non-English and only vaguely related diagram. FarmWife told me to use it.
FarmWife is a budding needle felter, and needs YOU to encourage her developing skill! Share a picture of your pet on my facebook wall, and tell me why she should felt him or her. Then, ask your friends to "like" the photo. The fan whose photo garners the most "likes" by May 1st will receive a felted version of their pet by the end of May! (All non-human animals are eligible to compete, though tropical birds may find themselves disappointed by FarmWife's earth-toned wool collection.)
Ears to you, Fenway Bartholomule
P.S. I do have an ulterior motive—FarmWife wants to felt ME, but I'd like to see that she's good and practiced first!