I know something about Loudness. Do you remember The Bray of Wonder? Loudness is OK with me. I thrive on it.
Nonetheless, FarmWife says I wouldn't like the Loudness that goes with her other hobby, which involves one of these:
But I say she must take me along on her target practice outings, and that I promise to stay safely out of the way while she demonstrates the voice of this strange little machine.
She says only maybe, and possibly someday, and certainly not right now, and only with these in my glorious auricles:
On second thought, those look awfully uncomfortable. I'll just stay home.