First there was Hyperbole and a Half, and then there is the photography of Tim Flach. Most of us have seen these around the internet, but if you haven't yet you should. Google his name, I beg you. There is so much muleness in his work.
This gets me to thinking—should I invite Mr. Flach to Bent Barrow Farm to photograph me, Fenway Bartholomule? Surely he would be honored and overcome by the invitation. Perhaps in June, when my shine is fully restored.