Don't tell L. at SYA, but FarmWife opened our Christmas present early! It arrived in the mail today and she couldn't help herself. It is SPECTACULAR! A treat apron, bedecked with the stunning visage of yours truly, and perfectly suited to the task of delivering a constant flow of well-earned mule snacks. It could not have come at a more perfect time, as FarmWife had recently resolved to improve my ground manners (specifically, backing up) with carrots AND to reward her new Christmas puppy with frequent liver snacks. This apron has Left and Right pockets, and the Left side has been at least temporarily assigned to carnivore treat duty. (FarmWife hopes L. will not mind, as I am a generous mule and quite willing to share). Best thing—a velcro pocket at top, just right for carrying my Brays of Our Lives business cards when we're out and about. Other best thing—the whole apron is darned BEAUTIFUL!! Not unlike me, Fenway Bartholomule.