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There once was a mule in the West
Whose insight was simply the best.
He declared, "have a need?
"I can help, guaranteed!"
He doled out advice on request.
Have a burning question? A dilemma of etiquette or morality? I promise answers, and a compassionate ear. Well, two of them, really—they're quite extraordinary ears, if I do say so!
Email your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org and I promise a fabulous answer, pronto. You won't be disappointed.
Ears to you,