I just wanted to send you a note (one of millions, I'm sure) commending you on your exhilarating and unique work. Your animal photography, in particular, takes my breath away. I am a mule, and my heart girth measures about 70 inches. That's a lot of breath.
I promised my fans that I would grace you with the privilege of an invitation to photograph me, Fenway Bartholomule. I realize that you are a busy professional and a gifted genius, but I thought it might not hurt to ask.
Ears to you,