Since neither I nor FarmWife need 78 Christmas gifts, we decided to pool our wishing power and collaborate on this Bent Barrowized version of "The 12 Days of Christmas." See if you can sort out which items are on her wish list and which are on mine. It won't be easy—most of the things she wishes for have a great deal to do with me, Fenway Bartholomule.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 tons of gravel,
11 bales of grass hay,
10 Dover gift cards,
9 extra acres,
8 weeks paid vacation,
7 mule-drawn farm tools,
6 maids and nannies,
5 jumps and a ring* . . .
4 lessons per month,
3 carts and carriages,
2 Irish wolfhounds,
and a snug little barn for me!
*an arena, that is
