I'd be great at it! The stereotypical gardener-for-hire is an athletic, handsome, hardworking fellows with an appreciation for the great outdoors and a decent understanding of plants, right?
I'm handsome. I'm strong. I know plants like nobody's business.
Mow a little over here, mow a little over there . . .
Trim this bush a bit, trim that bush a bit . . .
Prune this tree here, prune that tree there . . .
Take off this branch, take of that branch . . .
This branch . . . this succulent, delicious, divine young branch . . .
That branch . . . the one with the tender, scrumptious little leaves.
And then? A nice glass of lemonade in the shade with a pretty lady, poolside.