Bumper stickers! Get your fresh hot bumper stickers!
I, Fenway Bartholomule, encourage you to order one for everyone on your Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Solstice, Festivus, or Holiday list. They're about as cheap as your average greeting card, but MUCH more mulish.
As for shirts and calendars, they're coming along. Thank you for bringing my dream of being the world's most beloved hooved merchandiser a little closer to reality!
In the meantime, my Cafepress shop is still up and running. There are offerings there that you can't get here, and offerings here that you can't get there, and so both stores shall remain.
Ears to you,