Thursday, June 3, 2010
Win Prizes! Wow the World!
I, Fenway Bartholomule, am dying to know what happened to the tip of my right ear. You may have noticed that it is not quite right. I cannot, with all my mulish powers of memory, recall what happened to me! I'm sure it was a swashbuckling tale of derring do, but I can't tell it if I can't remember it!
Readers, write in via the comments field here or on my facebook fanpage wall with YOUR version of what happened to my darling ear—when, and how, and during what feat of daring. The best three stories, chosen by me and FarmWife, will be posted one week from today in a public poll for your final vote. The winner will receive a "Half ass and proud of it" Brays of our Lives bumper sticker, as seen here. Second and third prize: a hundred or a dozen blown kisses, respectively, sent via the interwebs from me to you.