"Dr.— is a very nice man," she says. "You'll like him," she says. "He's going to help you."
Dr.— stabbed me. He drugged me. He washed my mouth out with soap. He stuck things up my butt, messed about with my willy, and called me fat.
For all the the respect and love that I have for FarmWife, I must say this: She is a TERRIBLE judge of character.
Your groggy friend,