Happy birthday, Jasper Jules,
Silly little April fool!
Though I tease you, yank your chain,
I've said before and say again
that you're a gem, a good old chap.
You treat me well and make me laugh,
You warm me with your company
And stand for all that's good and sweet.
Jasper, you're an upright guy,
You're fun to mock but sweet and kind.
We love you, and you're not a tool.
You're my dear friend, sir Jasper Jules.